Super Humans
Always I am contemplating the next steps humanity will take. This is a curse more so than a blessing, as I usually am lost in thought, which makes me an impossible person to talk to, you will find yourself having to repeat everything at least 12 times before I hear it. My most recent spawn of insane thought came to me today while seeking new Freak Folk musicians, along the likes of Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Menomena, Califone, etc. While tuned in to last.fm I was reading one of my usual despots for information, www.gizmodo.com, where I stumbled upon an article entitled “MIT Cyclists Set Record for Pedal-Powered Supercomputing“. This article resurfaced a constant thought I have concerning cheap energy: we will eventually run out. Then irony set in, thinking that one of my biggest concerns about the loss of cheap energy would be the breakdown of the current work force, without energy, how will we power our computers, our industry, our cars…?
The answer might be a new form of physical profession, one who powers our electric grid with human power.
Think about it for a moment, ponder the idea that human beings are an untapped source of energy. Yes, it would take nutrients for these humans to be effective, however, still possible. Imagine becoming a professional cyclist not to compete in the Tour de France, but to power my Apple G5. Ha!
So now let us dart down the daunting path of random, completely politically incorrect thought.
This might be the answer to the surge and over saturation of collegiate professionals we have today, imagine all the athletes you grew up around, heck, you may have been one and are now a professional that once said they would never be able to have a desk job, but there you are, right now, reading this and crying on the inside. Jokes aside, some people would rather have this profession, I do believe this. So what would be wrong with this solution? Well the obvious need for stronger nutrition for these individuals. Looking at the cost and attention it takes to keep a professional athlete primed for play today is a great example. And to make this thought pattern even more scattered, let us also ponder the idea of how performance enhancing drugs would take on a new light, or darkness, being that if pharmaceutical companies are as prolific in the future as they are today in the lobbying game, well then, we would probably see the legalization of these drugs, not to mention the refinement. So now thought is provoked.
Imagine a room full of super charged humans, imagine how this could change the evolution of us as a species, we could possibly break off into two forms of human, thinkers and energy providers, a symbiotic existence pure, emissions free, where growth would have to require consensus on human power, not that of coal or oil, where energy would become a cultural value ingrained in everyone.

